Eat My Shorts

This website contains short stories. Ancedotes from my day-to-day life and experiences.

Eat my shorts is a throw-back to Bart Simpson of the Simpsons TV show saying this; generational stuff that influenced me.

I am beginning this at a time in my life where I am going through a few transitions.

I'm a former software developer turned warehouse monkey. Thought I'd enjoy a career at Amazon, but that place has turned toxic as fuck. Found another job.

Right now, today, as I write this, I was looking for apartments or rooms to rent, and ran across one of those stupid, ancedotal situations that shall become the first "short."


In The BeginningAttention to Detail — The First Short